Achluophobia- Fear of darkness. I am terrified of the dark. I always sleep with a night light. The dark is just so full of nothingness and everything all at the same time. You never know who or what is in the darkness. I just don’t like it.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns. Clowns are scary. I don’t care what you think. The ones that are always happy scare me the most. The happy clowns are always the crazy killers in the movies. I hate clowns with a dirty passion.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars. I have this fear because of Downtown Orlando.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish. I hate the way they look at me.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. If my penis was erect, I would flip shit.
Katsaridaphobia- Fear of cockroaches. That is the only reason men walk this planet, to kill the bugs.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection. Now that would just be embarrassing.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals. Hospitals just remind me of death.
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs. FROGS ARE GROSS.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. Uhm, they can KILL you.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
Dragoferosus-Fear of dragonflies.
Annndddd, I am afraid of elevators but this world is too dumb to think of a name so I like to call it elanaisapussyphobia.